Chickpea Brownies

I know what you’re thinking. “This sounds gross. I’m not going to make this. Alli is stupid.” Maybe you aren’t thinking that. But y’all, I have stumbled upon greatness (for once in my life) with this creation. My husband and I have such a major sweet tooth. We’re always reaching for ice cream or chocolateContinue reading “Chickpea Brownies”

Almond Chocolate Chip Biscotti

Poor biscotti. They’re just skinny lil overbaked cookies that only grandmas love…OR ARE THEY? I remember where I was when I ate my first biscotti. I was housesitting for a neighbor, and was rifling through their cabinets for food. I came upon a chocolate-dipped biscotti, and thought “welp, I guess it’s kinda like a cookie.”Continue reading “Almond Chocolate Chip Biscotti”

Chicken Piccata Meatballs

Being creative is getting REAL old, man. This dang quarantine is cleaning me OUT of ideas. There are only so many things I can do with the same ingredients over and over! On top of that, my fridge caught on fire last week, (everything’s fine lol) so I’m pulling recipe ideas out of my butt.Continue reading “Chicken Piccata Meatballs”

Frito Casserole

I have done all the dishes. Every single dish that’s ever existed has been washed by my hands. I feel as though my entire quarantine has been spent slaving over the kitchen sink. Yesterday, after telling my husband for the 36th time that I’m never washing a dish again, I realized that it’s because I’mContinue reading “Frito Casserole”

4 Juice Recipes for Veggie-Haters

I had a hot dog for lunch today. I know, I’m so gross. But I’m not feeling terrible about it, and you know why? It’s because I made myself a green juice to go along with it. There’s just something about juicing that makes me feel like I’m a fabulous Instagram influencer who posts aboutContinue reading “4 Juice Recipes for Veggie-Haters”

Pretzel Chocolate Chip Cookies

I had every intention of using this time at home to get healthy. To happily eat spinach salads and roll out the yoga mat for a home workout. To make smoothies, to do squats, to take supplements. In my head, I was going to strut out of quarantine with shiny hair, glowy skin, and aContinue reading “Pretzel Chocolate Chip Cookies”

Kitchen Sink Pasta

Hi henny. How’s quarantine treating you? Have you run out of fun activities to do? Have you lost your shit yet? Me too. Crying into my cat’s fur on a daily basis. These are strange days we’re in. And strange days call for strange recipes. The name for this dish comes from the saying “everythingContinue reading “Kitchen Sink Pasta”

5 Ingredient Fettuccine Alfredo

Hello, my quarantined friends. I don’t know about you, but I was planning on using this extra time wisely. Now that I’m working from home, I had planned to work out, eat healthy, clean my house etc. YEAH. THAT HAS NOT PANNED OUT. I have only consumed iced coffee and carbohydrates for weeks, and watchedContinue reading “5 Ingredient Fettuccine Alfredo”